Frank Richardson: The Mayfair Mystery

Mayfair_MysteryThe Mayfair Mystery
Frank Richardson
First published 1907 by Mitchell Kennerley as 2835 Mayfair
Published 1929 by the Detective Story Club Ltd
This edition HarperCollins, August 2015
240 pages
ISBN: 9780008137083
Source: Bodies from the Library

The Detective Story Club was launched by the publisher Collins in 1929, and was the forerunner of their famous Crime Club. It aimed to publish cheap hardback editions of mystery novels. Now the Detective Story Club has been relaunched with a collection of lovely little books – attractive covers and nicely embossed dust jackets. I was delighted to find The Mayfair Mystery, one of the first tiles, in my goodie bag at Bodies from the Library.

The body of a man in evening-dress lay on the dull, crimson carpet.

This is Sir Clifford Oakleigh, Bart, physician and man about town, inventor of miracle shaving cream ‘Baldo’, all-round genius, who is reported as dead in chapter two by his valet Reggie Pardell.

Pardell is chary of the police, but informs Oakleigh’s best friend, the barrister George Harding. When they arrive at Oakleigh’s house, the body has gone. In fact, Oakleigh is up and about for most of the book. Pardell is probably mad, concludes Harding.

Then Harding meets a captivating woman at a party and falls head over heels in love with her. Miss Clive is somewhat mysterious. She appears to have come from nowhere, and pays an oily man called Augustus Parker to introduce her into society as his niece. She lives in Mayfair (her phone number, 2835 Mayfair, ‘the most beautiful telephone number in the world’, was the original title of the book). In fact, by an incredible coincidence, Miss Clive is a tenant of Clifford Oakleigh.

Meanwhile, the drab young daughter of Harding’s clerk Mingey has vanished without trace. Harding displays about as much concern for Mingey’s daughter as you would a mislaid shoe. Most of this disdain seems to stem from the fact she wears glasses (one doesn’t warm to Harding). Oh, and the last doctor she saw was… Clifford Oakleigh.

By now, you’d have though Harding would have spotted something was fishy, but he sails on regardless.

Around halfway through the book I stopped reading it as a Golden Age detective novel, and started reading it more like a G. K. Chesterton exercise in whimsy. This is definitely the approach to take as the story takes some decidedly odd turns.

For example: beards.

As usual when tackling a reprint, I left the introduction (this one by publisher David Brawn) until the end, meaning I was somewhat puzzled by the many references to facial hair in the book. Apparently this was all part of Frank Richardson’s schtick. ‘He conducted in most of his books a veritable crusade against what he called “face-moss”‘ said one of his obituaries.

And that’s just one of the strangenesses.

Overall, I think The Mayfair Mystery is a period-piece. A bit satirical, a bit of a mystery (but not quite – it was published at a time when the conventions weren’t in place), but most of all a bit of an oddity. The last-but-one paragraph is probably unique in the annals of literature:

‘I have come out of it very well. I have only lost my leg, and… Miss Mingey’s soul – which was scarcely an asset. But I have got you, George, haven’t I?’

I’d love to know what contemporary readers made of George’s response. Moral maze doesn’t cover it.


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9 Responses to Frank Richardson: The Mayfair Mystery

  1. Thanks for the warning, Rich. It’s been sitting on my shelf since The Bodies In The Library and I figured it was probably a bit too odd for me. Thanks for taking the bullet for me.


  2. JJ says:

    Oh my god, that penultimate paragraph is amazing. Whimsy certainly sounds like the approach to take; when I’m in the mood for something a bit off-centre I shall remember this and give it a go. Many thanks!


  3. Yes odd is definitely the word I would use. I also didn’t read it for the mystery as no one is as obtuse as George is, but I did find the depiction of gender interesting considering the time it was written in. Queer theorists would have a field day. Also is it just me or does it look like the woman on the front cover is being attacked by an octopus?

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  4. kaggsysbookishramblings says:

    Sounds wonderfully bizarre, and probably worth reading just for the strangeness alone. And that *is* a very odd cover….


  5. Well…. interesting? It sounds as though it might be a quick and entertaining read…


  6. Guy Savage says:

    This sounded good until you mentioned ‘whimsy’ …


  7. Santosh Iyer says:

    I actually enjoyed this book. I found it it entertaining. Full of satire and humour. Also suspenseful because of the various odd events.
    My only complaint is that the basic nature of the solution (though preposterous) would be obvious to many readers because of too many clues and hints.
    This book can be viewed and read free online at Hathi Trust Digital Library


  8. That penultimate para really is choice! Just might have to read this one – thanks.


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